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Oh, I'm finally here.

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Oh, this has been my dream

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ever since I saw "An American in Paris."

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For me, it was "Am�lie."

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I made my mom give me that haircut.

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Happy Valentine's Day, mon cheri.

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Ah, gay Paree.

8
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See, I told you it would be Claire.

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- I had my money on Jay.
- Sorry, ladies,

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I'm in too good a mood.

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It's no big deal.

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I'm getting a lifetime achievement award

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at this year's Expo
Internationale du Closet.

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Why don't they translate the last word?

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I'm sure they have a word for closet.

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They're French.

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Maybe they went on strike
before they got to the end.

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Monsieur Pritchett,
welcome to the Crowne Plaza.

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I am Bernard Busse,

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president of the
International Closet Guild.

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Mwah!

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- Mwah!
- Oh, God. He made the sound.

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And this woman needs no introduction.

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You are just as beautiful

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as Jay described in his e-mail.

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It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella.

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Oh, no, no. This is my wife, Gloria.

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I-I put you in the e-mail,
but then it was too long.

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Well, I hope to see you both

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at the cocktail reception in an hour.

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A bient�t.

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Adi�s.

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'Cause that's what we need.
A third language.

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We have an hour.
We should go sightseeing.

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- Maybe check out Notre Dame.
- No, thank you.

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I saw it back in the day,
before it was a shell of itself.

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Seeing it again would only depress me.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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That's why I can't shop at Sears.

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Manny, why don't you go and check us in

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since you disgraced this family

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by learning French instead of Spanish.

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And get that room that they promised me.

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Apparently some earl once slept there.

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We're so proud of you, Dad.

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Thanks. I only wish my old
man could be here to see this.

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You know, it's funny.

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He stormed the beaches of Normandy,

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and I'm getting a closet award.

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We keep topping each other.

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Who knows what Joe will do?

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Hey, w-what are you doing now?

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Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day,

54
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so I think I'm gonna enjoy

55
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the most romantic city in
the world with my husband.

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- Mm.
- Oh. Sorry.

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Phil can't come to Paris
because he has to work.

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It stinks, but I am still
gonna have so much fun

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visiting all my favorite places

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from the semester I
spent there in college.

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Real-estate emergency.

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Um, broker/client confidentiality

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fobids me from discussing it.

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The stuff I've seen...
you do not want to know.

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Correct.

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Look, if you want,
and you don't feel too awkward

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about being a third wheel, maybe...

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Ugh! Pity invite from Mitchell?

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How the tables have turned.

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No, merci.

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I'm gonna go find my favorite caf�,

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have a glass of wine, and try
not to be sad that I'm all alone.

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Okay, great. Have fun.

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Bye.

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Ooh-la-la.

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You know, I heard the bread here

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is healthier than the
kind we have back home.

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Well, how is that possible?
Bread is bread.

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You would think,
but it's actually the way

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that the grain is, um...

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No, no, it's...
It's the way that the... the ovens...

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Okay, look, I'm gonna have a
lot of bread while we're here.

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I need it to be okay.

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I am so sorry.

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I think I'm jet-lagged.

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You know what? I might take a nap

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while you go out and... explore.

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Ooh! Oh.

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What was that? W-Why did your bag honk?

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I think that was a phone.
You know, that's how they ring here.

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Will somebody answer that? Hmm? Hmm?

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Don't be mad.

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Fizbo?

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My sweaters were too bulky to pack,

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but Fizbo made the cut?

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Oh, come on.
You know it's always been my dream to...

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to bring the magic of Fizbo
to the streets of Paris.

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You're not jet-lagged.

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You were gonna sneak
out and go clown around.

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You know that's not how we say it.
It's "clown about."

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I-I can't believe you lied to me.

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Well, I can't believe I had to.

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You know, most clowns have
spouses that are supportive.

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I'm not convinced
most clowns have spouses.

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Claire was about to meet

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Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude.

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The plan was simple enough.

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All I did was create
a fake work emergency

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and wait for Claire
at her favorite caf�.

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Welcome to France.
What is the purpose of your visit?

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L'amour.

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Just answer the question, sir!

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Oh, I'm s-so sorry.

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Um, business...

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of l'amour.

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It helps to add a little sugar...

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Claude.

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Oh. Thank you, but th...

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this is, uh, not my real name.

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It's my romantic alter ego.

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I'm surprising my wife.

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Not bad.

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For an American.

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Oh, really? You can do better?

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Many years ago,
I met a woman in this very caf�.

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We had a brief but passionate affair,

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spending our days exploring Paris

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and our nights...

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exploring each other.

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Mm.

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Well, I-I once took a woman

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to both Disneyland and
Knott's Berry Farm.

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In the same day.

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On the day we parted...

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we promised to meet here
on this Valentine's Day

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to rekindle our love.

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Who knows?

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The chances of her even remembering...

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Oh, mon dieu.

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- Claire!
- Claire!

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Mmm.

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Bonjour.

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Hello.

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- Oh!
- Oh.

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I'm... I'm so sorry.

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"Sorry"?
H-How did you know I speak English?

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Have a nice visit.

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Excusez-moi.

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Um... ou se trouve, um...

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What are you looking for?

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Mona Lisa? McDonald's?

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Both are that way.

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Heads up,
the portions here are normal-size.

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H-How did you know I'm American?
Is my accent that bad?

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We're dressed the same.

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There's no reason to attack me.

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Hey. Where's Jay?

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I think he's nervous.

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He has changed his outfit three times.

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If this is what it's like to be
married to me, it's no picnic.

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We have a problem.
I have to show you something. Come here.

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Burl Saunders!

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Close. Earl Chambers.

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Jay isn't getting the award.

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He's accepting it on behalf
of his ex-partner, Earl.

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What?

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How?

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When the Expo called,

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Manny talked to them
because he speaks French.

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At least, he thought he did.

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In my defense,
the French word for "hotel room"

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sounds a lot like "chamber."

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Oh, oui, oui.

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They said you're putting
you up in the royal suite.

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It used to be some earl's chamber.

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That's closet people for you...
class all the way!

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Ah. He's here. What do we do?

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Nothing. Tell him the truth.

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Jay's a grown man. He can handle it.

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Okay, but if he goes for my throat,

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be ready to dial neuf, un, un.

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That language.
It's like a bunch of horses talking.

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Look at this place. Everybody's here.

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Heinrich Muler of Berlin Closet-stadt,

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Susan Sadaki from Tokyo
Closets and Canned Whale Meat.

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It's a regular who's who.

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Yeah, even when you say all their names.

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You know, I gotta tell you,

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this award couldn't have
come at a better time.

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With my closet company gone,
sometimes it feels like

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I don't have anything to
show for a lifetime of work,

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like it didn't matter.

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But now I know it did.

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Yes.

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Wait here.

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I'll be right back.

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New plan... I'm getting him out of here,
keeping him busy.

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You go and talk to the closet people.

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Make them give him an award.

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Any kind of award.
He won't know the difference.

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- How?
- Bribe them.

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Blackmail them. Seduce them.

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Have I taught you nothing?

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Phil?

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- Claire.
- Claire?

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Guy? Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?

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Claire, you know this Guy?

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Well, um... I used to.

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What are you both doing here?

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I came to surprise you
on Valentine's Day.

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You know the guy on the plane
with all the face bandages?

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- That was me.
- Oh.

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Claire, do you not remember

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asking me to meet you here in this caf�

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exactly 30 years after we parted?

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Vaguely.

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I-I-I was crazy to think
this could work out.

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Of course a woman as
magnificent as you is married.

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I don't want to interfere
with your day of romance.

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I will wander our old haunts alone

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and return to my hotel

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in the ghostly embrace of our memories.

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- Adieu, Claire.
- Okay, cool. Bye.

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- Yeah.
- Let's go.

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- Alright, big day. Lots of plans.
- Mm.

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First things first,
getting into character.

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Oh.

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Claude Bixby,

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mustard magnate with a flair for...

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Uh, Phil... Claude...

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I-I love that you're doing all of this,

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but doesn't some tiny part of you

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feel guilty for ditching Guy?

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I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years.

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We could invite him for a glass of wine.

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Fine.

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But I'm warning you,
if he gets out of line,

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- Claude knows karate.
- Mm.

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And Krav Maga.
He's Jewish on his mother's side.

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Ooh.

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00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,561
Let's go this way, to the museum.

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Are you sure? I think they're
expecting me back inside.

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Make them wait.

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Why do you think the brides
arrive after everyone else?

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You're the bride.

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Yeah, I'm the bride.

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- Alright, let's...
- No, no, no.

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You know what? It's this side.

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- So, tomorrow...
- No, no!

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You know what? I'm sorry. It's this way.

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- Are you kidding me?!
- What?!

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How beautiful!

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Bonjour.

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B-Bonjour.

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Bonjour.

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Hunh-hunh.

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Oh.

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Pardon. Excusez-moi.

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Hunh-hunh!

260
00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,801
- Bonjour.
- Ooh.

261
00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:52,869
- Une table pour un, monsieur?
- Uh, ehh.

262
00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:00,276
Oh, Claire, remember that time

263
00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,512
when we snuck into the
cellar of that wine bar?

264
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:05,315
Oh, God, we were so crazy and so young!

265
00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:06,816
Not anymore.
What's that, Grandma?

266
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:07,919
She's a grandma now.

267
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,820
Oh! Well, there's nothing more beautiful

268
00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:12,922
than a life creating life,
which in turn...

269
00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,223
Creates more life.

270
00:10:14,892 --> 00:10:17,927
Well, uh...
Claire and I should get going.

271
00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:19,461
I was hoping to get up to Sacre Coeur

272
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:20,829
to get a view of the whole city.

273
00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:22,031
No need.

274
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,533
I have a rooftop garden
suite at The Peninsula.

275
00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:25,834
It's the best view in town.

276
00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:27,636
How perfect is this?

277
00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:30,306
Frustratingly!

278
00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:32,941
Alright. Here we go.

279
00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,243
Let's see here.

280
00:10:35,312 --> 00:10:36,411
Oh.

281
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,679
Bonjour.

282
00:10:37,748 --> 00:10:40,048
In a few minutes, I'm going
to be performing in the square.

283
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,551
Je m'appelle Fizbo.

284
00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:46,955
Lui, c'est Fizbeau.

285
00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:48,924
- What?
- He is Fizbeau!

286
00:10:49,026 --> 00:10:50,826
Fizbeau, okay?

287
00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:02,970
Guy, this suite is so beautiful.

288
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,672
I think the last time we were in Paris,

289
00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,741
we had a franc between the two of us.

290
00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:09,077
Oh, God! Who's Frank?

291
00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,312
I've been lucky in business,

292
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,947
less so in love.

293
00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:16,116
I guess it's turned
me into a workaholic.

294
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:20,087
I must be in the office
10, 12 hours a week.

295
00:11:20,156 --> 00:11:21,622
Shall we have some champagne?

296
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,756
Uh, no, thank you.

297
00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:24,358
I'm not really in the
mood for champagne.

298
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,860
Lucky for us,
because there are only two glasses.

299
00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:30,497
- Ah.
- Allow me to make a toast.

300
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,266
- To Phil.
- Aw.

301
00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:35,101
For allowing me to spend a bit more time

302
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:37,003
with the most generous
lover I've ever...

303
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,172
Okay! I see what you're doing here.

304
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,142
The champagne, the hotel suite,
that carousel ride.

305
00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:45,178
You two stopped laughing
every time I circled around.

306
00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:48,398
I'm sorry, buddy,
but it's not gonna happen.

307
00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,500
Phil's right. I'm a married woman.

308
00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:52,936
There will be no romance on this trip.

309
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,038
I'm sorry. I've been a fool.

310
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:58,308
I guess I let myself indulge in
a fantasy more than I should.

311
00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:02,878
Please, let us all pretend this...

312
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,113
never happened.

313
00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,381
Wait.

314
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,316
Was that Poulanc's misdirect?

315
00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,884
Indeed.

316
00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:09,885
Oh.

317
00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:11,387
A fellow prestidigitator?

318
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:12,465
Yes!

319
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,457
Put her there.

320
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:16,926
Your watch, sir?

321
00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,327
- Looking for this?
- What?!

322
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,528
Oh, no way!

323
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,263
We should bounce.

324
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,533
Tell me you're going to
visit Le Mus�e des Magiciens

325
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:23,983
while you're here.

326
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:25,150
- Ohh.
- The Museum of Magicians?

327
00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:26,452
I'm dying to go, but they're closed

328
00:12:26,554 --> 00:12:27,786
Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays...

329
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,516
and Mondays and Wednesdays.

330
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,189
Not if you know the owner.

331
00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:32,724
I can get us a private tour.

332
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,793
Sweet! Claire, what do you say?

333
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,161
We can pretend to saw you in half.

334
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:37,450
Or just do it.

335
00:12:39,766 --> 00:12:41,032
Hello. Hi. Hi. Excuse me.

336
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,334
Why are you dressed like that?

337
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:43,768
Imposteur!

338
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:45,036
Tu es un imposteur!

339
00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:46,805
You're... You're the imposteur...

340
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,707
if that word means
what I think it means.

341
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:49,834
He'd stolen Fizbo.

342
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:51,176
The whimsically mismatched plaids,

343
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:52,677
my trademark bold splash of pink,

344
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:53,979
my blue lip!

345
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:56,831
He'd clearly seen one of
my online clown tutorials!

346
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,833
Hey, guys. Fizbo again.

347
00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:00,869
Just remember when you're
applying your rouge to go easy.

348
00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:02,437
You're an Auguste clown, not a tramp.

349
00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,242
You know what? Give me the jacket.

350
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:06,307
Oh! I...

351
00:13:06,309 --> 00:13:07,745
I should've seen that coming.

352
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,244
Donne moi ce mouchoir!

353
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:15,332
- Touch�, monsieur!
- You know what? Give me my wig.

354
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:17,635
And that's when it hit me.

355
00:13:17,737 --> 00:13:18,865
Ooh!

356
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:21,305
"The Clowns of Europe."

357
00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:23,240
I got this when I was a teenager.

358
00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:25,342
It was my "Sergeant Pepper's."

359
00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:27,744
Clown after clown pushing the envelope,

360
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,513
including Fizbeau.

361
00:13:29,615 --> 00:13:32,015
B-E-A-U!

362
00:13:32,051 --> 00:13:34,017
Here, I thought I'd come up
with the idea, but he was right.

363
00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:35,919
I was the imposteur.

364
00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,087
If that's the word.

365
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:38,589
For my high school language requirement,

366
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:40,023
I took auction-calling.

367
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,163
Isn't Napoleon's tomb spectacular?

368
00:13:47,182 --> 00:13:50,183
Just so you know, when I go,
I-I don't need all this.

369
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,887
Look. That's Manny over there.

370
00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:55,121
No, no.

371
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:56,623
I'll go get him.

372
00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:01,328
How did it go?

373
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:03,229
Are they giving Jay an award?

374
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:05,799
No. They said it would set
a very dangerous precedent.

375
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,100
And in perfect English.

376
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:08,535
Turns out this whole misunderstanding

377
00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:09,803
was completely avoidable.

378
00:14:09,905 --> 00:14:11,338
We need to figure out something.

379
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,173
Jay can never find out

380
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:16,042
that Earl got an award instead of him.

381
00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:18,511
Wow.

382
00:14:18,513 --> 00:14:19,646
Look at this place.

383
00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:22,148
The craftsmanship, the architecture.

384
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,417
They say the domed ceiling
acts as a whisper chamber.

385
00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:26,519
What does "whisper chamber" mean?

386
00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:29,022
It means I heard
everything you just said.

387
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,890
I have to turn my TV up to 40,

388
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,525
but that was loud and clear!

389
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:38,532
Ah.

390
00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,300
Hunh-hunh.

391
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:41,412
Mm-hmm. Mm.

392
00:14:42,905 --> 00:14:44,104
- Ah.
- Merci.

393
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:45,305
Oh.

394
00:14:45,374 --> 00:14:46,707
It was easy to fit in.

395
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:49,610
All I had to do was look good
and have a lot of attitude.

396
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,512
Paris was just like one big gay bar.

397
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,647
- Et voil�.
- Ah.

398
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:57,885
Votre pigeon, monsieur.

399
00:14:57,953 --> 00:14:59,253
"Pigeon"?

400
00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:00,521
Notre sp�cialit�.

401
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,655
- Ah.
- Bon app�tit.

402
00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:03,123
Yah.

403
00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,460
Yaaaaah.

404
00:15:14,436 --> 00:15:15,635
No. I can't... I can't do it.

405
00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:17,170
I can't do it. I'm not French.

406
00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:18,805
And I-I'm not eating that.

407
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,174
This scarf is driving me crazy!

408
00:15:22,311 --> 00:15:23,376
E-Excusez-moi...

409
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:24,477
Cheeseburger, that way.

410
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,912
Cool. Thanks, man!

411
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:29,516
Wow.

412
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,985
It's amazing how much magic
they got out of those old wands.

413
00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:34,554
Today, magicians have it so easy,
you know?

414
00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:35,822
Oh, yeah.

415
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,791
Well, this basically feels
like a natural breaking point,

416
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,026
for me, at least.

417
00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:42,661
Uh, Phil and I should
probably... you know?

418
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,113
If you must, but our tickets

419
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,415
also get us to Le Mus�e des Automates.

420
00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:48,651
They're like robots, but very primitive.

421
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,353
They basically do nothing.

422
00:15:50,421 --> 00:15:53,255
Um, like the one I built
out of old mufflers?

423
00:15:53,274 --> 00:15:54,296
Can we, Claire?

424
00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:55,725
Oh, yes, can we, Claire?

425
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,317
Excuse me.

426
00:15:58,729 --> 00:15:59,762
Hey, Gloria. What's up?

427
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:00,996
I have a problem.

428
00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:02,057
Yeah, so do I.

429
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,432
Apparently, I'm into nerds.

430
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:04,767
It's Jay.

431
00:16:04,869 --> 00:16:06,402
He's not getting that award.

432
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,803
What?!

433
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,438
It was some kind of mistake,

434
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,673
he found out, and now we can't find him.

435
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,775
Oh, my God. Okay, I-I'll be right there.

436
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,377
Are you sure it's okay?

437
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:17,613
Uh, yeah, it's more than okay.

438
00:16:20,919 --> 00:16:22,451
Hey.

439
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,285
Hey.

440
00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:25,687
H-How did you find me?

441
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,655
Well, you're pretty easy to spot.

442
00:16:27,757 --> 00:16:29,791
Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay?

443
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:33,027
If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo.

444
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,862
I can never be Fizbo again.

445
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,397
Fizbo is dead.

446
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:37,665
Oh, you're a moving target.

447
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,068
Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today,

448
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,769
and he squirted me in
the face with water

449
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:43,071
and hit me in the head with a book.

450
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,082
What?!

451
00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:46,157
See, here, I thought I had created

452
00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:47,358
this special, unique thing,

453
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:50,228
but I'm the one that's
been a fraud all this time!

454
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:52,597
I'm throwing the suit in the river!

455
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:53,898
Wait.

456
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,033
That's littering.
There's a trash can right over here.

457
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:57,818
Wait!

458
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,586
Look, I-I gotta say, um...

459
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,889
I don't...
I don't think you stole anything.

460
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,123
What do you mean?

461
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:05,125
Well, you said he hit you
in the head with a book.

462
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,494
I mean,
I thought Fizbo was all about joy.

463
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,797
He is. He's the embodiment
of childlike innocence.

464
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:10,898
Exactly.

465
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,467
Fizbo would never resort to violence.

466
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,703
This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me.

467
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:16,971
Well, he sure looked like him.

468
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,606
Fizbo's more than just
a-a pair of big shoes

469
00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:22,109
and an... un-sexy jacket.

470
00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:23,410
He... He's an idea.

471
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,379
If I've learned anything today,

472
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:27,481
it's that clothes do not make the man...

473
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,815
or the clown.

474
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,651
And you are the real Fizbo.

475
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,821
- You mean it?
- I know.

476
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,022
Now, come on.

477
00:17:36,091 --> 00:17:38,058
Let's enjoy Paris. It's Valentine's Day.

478
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:40,260
Mwah.

479
00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:41,467
Come on.

480
00:17:41,496 --> 00:17:43,396
Where did you get this crazy get-up?

481
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:44,998
People are gonna stare.

482
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:50,403
So... what was your favorite
part of the robot museum?

483
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,671
Oh, man.

484
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,139
I can't decide. You go first.

485
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,407
No, you'll just copy me.

486
00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:56,242
I do that.

487
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,779
Well, let's, uh,
let's just say it at the same time.

488
00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:00,780
On three.

489
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:02,315
One, two, three.

490
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,283
The mechanical monkey band.

491
00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:05,358
- Le jinx!
- Jinx!

492
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,186
Double jinx.

493
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:09,555
Ohhhh.

494
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,023
Pour vous deux.

495
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:13,759
O-Oh, my God. It's a painting!

496
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:14,994
Of us!

497
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:16,295
Merci.

498
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,497
- Merci beaucoup.
- Merci.

499
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,100
Is my... hand on yours?

500
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,969
Yeah, but I-I don't...
think we did that.

501
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:29,691
Well, um, I better...
better go find Claire.

502
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,160
Of course. Yes.

503
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,795
Okay. W-Weird. I guess this is goodbye.

504
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,463
You... You should have this.

505
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,165
Keep it.

506
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,500
You'll give it to me in 30 years.

507
00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:40,090
In our caf�.

508
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,670
I'll be there.

509
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:46,408
Au revoir... Guy.

510
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,383
Hey.

511
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,951
I talked to Gloria.

512
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,686
Thought I might find you here.

513
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:02,724
It's a shame, Notre Dame.

514
00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,292
The fire.

515
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,426
Yeah.

516
00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:07,862
It used to be so
impressive back in its day.

517
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:10,631
It's still pretty impressive.

518
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,634
Just a shell of its former self.

519
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,703
Best days are behind it.

520
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,340
It'll never be the same.

521
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:25,246
It's taken some hits,
but it's still standing,

522
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:27,663
and that's... that's grit.

523
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,850
That's what inspires people.

524
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:31,819
That's what inspires me.

525
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:34,755
It's so embarrassing.

526
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,423
The whole reason the family's here

527
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,025
is to see me get that damn award.

528
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,193
Oh, Dad!

529
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,828
You and I are the only
ones in this family

530
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,729
who care about closets.

531
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:45,098
We're here because we love you.

532
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,602
Come on. Let's go
get ready for that dinner.

533
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:58,211
45 years is a long time
to spend in one industry,

534
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:00,146
and I've accomplished a lot.

535
00:20:00,248 --> 00:20:02,115
The whisper hinge brought serenity

536
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:03,616
to the American bedroom.

537
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:07,687
My glow knobs revolutionized
getting dressed in the dark.

538
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,356
And I led the charge

539
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,592
to standardize the angle of shoe racks.

540
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:16,429
But the thing that I'm...
that I'm proudest of...

541
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:17,597
is my family.

542
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,468
Thank you for being here.

543
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,236
I love you all.

544
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,307
You're my lifetime achievement award.

545
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,542
- Oh! Thanks, Dad.
- That's so sweet.

546
00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:30,677
We love you, too.

547
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:31,811
We love you, Jay.

548
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,013
Claire Pritchett?

549
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,482
Jean-Luc?!

550
00:20:37,552 --> 00:20:40,587
I had a lot of fun here in college.

551
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:41,788
What are you doing here?

552
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,523
Um... how are you?

553
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,409
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